“- Quinn Harris: They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can't find it anywhere else. - Robin Monroe: Maybe they will. - Quinn Harris: It's an island, babe. If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here.”
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris
Anne Heche - Robin Monroe
“That is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island. That is the bad side, where you can skip and prance around like a magical pixie horse, and do whatever the heck you wanna do all day long. This is the good side, for those who love New York and care about getting back.”
Ben Stiller - Alex
“- Gawain: I can't wait to leave this island. If it's not raining, it's snowing, and if it's not snowing, it's foggy. - Lancelot: And that's summer.”
Joel Edgerton - Gawain
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot
- Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island. - Shaggy: Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary", "spooky", "haunted", or "forbidden" in the title.
Rio Nugara - Island Emissary
Matthew Lillard - Shaggy
“- Elvis: Is there an amusement park on this island? - Jesse: No, there's a whale spotting station. - Elvis: Is that where they paint spots on the whales? - Jesse: Yeah.”
Francis Capra - Elvis
Jason James Richter - Jesse
