“- Hitchhiker: Just asking if you're going to be a policeman like your old man here?
- Martin: Yeah, yeah, a policeman or a violinist.”
Saul Rubinek - Hitchhiker
Justin Henry - Martin

“- Lt. Serdman: I'd say you picked the wrong store to rob this time, pal.
- Franklin Laszlo: Excuse me, Lieutenant but I am not robbing this store.
- Lt. Serdman: I suppose that's a bag of donuts you got there right?
- Franklin Laszlo: They don't even serve donuts here, you should know that, you're a cop.”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo

“- State Trooper: Pullover!
- Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”

Harland Williams - State Trooper
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“- Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units and a decentralized networking scheme.
- April O'Neil: I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English, perhaps?”
Raymond Serra - Chief Sterns
Judith Hoag - April O'Neil

“- Highway Patrolman: Get out of there! It's against the law to ride in the trunk in this state. I don't suppose you've got any I.D., either?
- Marlene: Idee? Idee 'bout what?”

Tim Thomerson - Highway Patrolman
Alexa Kenin - Marlene