- Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
- Crowd: A black sheriff?
- Blinkin: He's black?
- Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in "Blazing Saddles".
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood
Mark Blankfield - Blinkin
Dave Chappelle - Ahchoo

“Rough business, this movie business. I'm gonna have to go back to loan-sharking just to take a rest.”
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“This is a business where the buyer gets nothing for his money but a memory. What he bought still belongs to the man who sold it. That's the real magic of the movies. And don't let anybody tell you different.”
Arliss Howard - Louis B. Mayer

“- Bob Lachman: I'll tell you what I think. I think thank you are spending development money on stupid toys.
- Brad Sexton: These are not stupid toys! These are business tools! I write all this stuff off.”
Wayne Knight - Bob Lachman
Tim Allen - Brad Sexton

“- John Gage: That's naive, Diana. I buy people every day.
- Diana Murphy: In business, maybe, but you can't buy people not when real emotions are involved.
- John Gage: So you're saying you can't buy love? That's a bit of a cliché don't you think?
- Diana Murphy: It's absolutely true.”

Robert Redford - John Gage
Demi Moore - Diana Murphy