“- Frollo: The sentence for insubordination is death. Such a pity. You threw away a promising career.
- Phoebus: Consider it my highest honor, sir.”
Tony Jay - Frollo
Kevin Kline - Phoebus

“- Coach: You stole my horse, maggot! Do you know what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse?
- Dizzy: Death?
- Coach: This isn't Iraq, son.”
Julius Carry - Coach
DJ Qualls - Dizzy

“There's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio.”
Brock Yates - Organizer

“It ain't the law!”

George Clooney - Everett

“- Frank Drebin: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
- Ed Hocken: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken