“- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: Give me one good reason not to.
- Charlie Simms: I'll give you two. You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari better than anyone I've ever seen.
- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: You never seen anyone do either.”

Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade
Chris O'Donnell - Charlie Simms

“A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store - I bought a rifle! I was gonna... if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might have stopped me is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle, it would've been a blood bath.”
Woody Allen - Mickey

“Only a drunken, infantile idiot shoots himself over love, not an internist.”
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Sera: Is drinking a way of killing yourself?
- Ben Sanderson: Or, is killing myself a way of drinking?”
Elisabeth Shue - Sera
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson

“- Marsha Dwiggins: Will you ever kill anyone again, Karl?
- Karl Childers: I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.”
Sarah Boss - Marsha Dwiggins
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers