“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Terence Mann: I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy.
- Ray Kinsella: No, I mean, what do you want?
- Terence Mann: Oh. Dog and a beer.”
James Earl Jones - Terence Mann
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella

“- Jake: It's a hotdog.
- Roland: Savages. What breed?”
Tom Taylor - Jake
Idris Elba - Roland

“Figures, hot on the outside, icycle in the middle. Two minutes.”

Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown

“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl