“Don't do anything stupid and nothing stupid will happen.”
Anthony Mangano - Rico

“It was so hard. I had to take on all of her responsibilities. Cooking... cleaning... breast feeding Mitch.”

Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“That little boy's gotta think 'you got a pet. You got a responsibility'. If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Garbageman: The question here is garbage. Who picks up this mess?
- Mr. Rumsfield: Who picks up this mess? Well you're going to pick up the mess, because you are a garbage man.
- Garbageman: I pick up garbage from cans, not from the street!”
Dick Miller - Garbageman
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“- Matt Prater: [about his father] All he does is boss me around. He doesn't even try to understand me.
- Grant Taylor: Matt, you can't judge your father by his actions and then judge yourself by your intentions. It doesn't work that way. You're not responsible for him. You're responsible for you.”
James Blackwell - Matt Prater
Alex Kendrick - Grant Taylor