“- Lynn Bracken: He takes a cut of our earnings and invests it for us. He doesn't let us use narcotics and he doesn't abuse us. Can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?
- Bud White: He had you cut to look like Veronica Lake.
- Lynn Bracken: No. I'm really a brunette, but the rest is me.”

Kim Basinger - Lynn Bracken
Russell Crowe - Bud White

“- Dr. John Dolittle: Your daughter's turning into a little wise-ass.
- Lisa Dolittle: Worse. She's turning into a little you.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Kristen Wilson - Lisa Dolittle

“- Christy: Good or bad, you're still a person... or whatever you are.
- Dark Heart: If you knew what was good for you, you would have left me.
- Christy: That's what you would have done. Maybe that's the only difference between us.”
Cree Summer - Christy
Hadley Kay - Dark Heart

“Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.”

Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.”
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues