“Raising three children, working full-time and chasing women requires a lot more energy than you have. You know, one of the nicest qualities about you has always been that you recognized your weaknesses. Don't lose that quality now just when you need it the most!”

Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“- Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.
- Ouda: It's made from guano.
- Ace Ventura: Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?
[Ace Ventura starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]
- Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura
Maynard Eziashi - Ouda

“The subtlety of you Orientals is very much overestimated.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Megan

“- Sebastian: I think there was a pea under my pillow.
- Henry: I'll look into it, Sir.”

Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont
Clement von Franckenstein - Henry

“Now, listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And do not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf