“Raising three children, working full-time and chasing women requires a lot more energy than you have. You know, one of the nicest qualities about you has always been that you recognized your weaknesses. Don't lose that quality now just when you need it the most!”

Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles

“What are you doing man? This is hand to hand combat not a bloody tea dance!”
Joe Renton - Gary Poulson

“- Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.
- Ouda: It's made from guano.
- Ace Ventura: Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?
[Ace Ventura starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]
- Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura
Maynard Eziashi - Ouda

“Strange that crime of passion should be committed with gloved hand.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan