“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“Some people show off their beauty because they want the world to see it. Others try to hide their beauty because they want the world to see something else.”
Michael Rady - Kostas

“- Nick: I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.
- Kate: Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“In Hollywood it's okay to be subtle, as long as you make it obvious.”
Alfred Hitchcock

“I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.”
Leonardo DiCaprio