“- Dracula: I, who served the Cross. I, who commanded nations, hundreds of years before you were born.
- Professor Abraham Van Helsing: Your armies were defeated. You tortured and impaled thousands of people.
- Dracula: I was betrayed. Look what your God has done to me!”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Abraham Van Helsing

- Janis Ian: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birds, and the little monkeys"!
- Cady Heron: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Girl in Bathroom: She watched her mom get butchered.
- Cheerleader in Bathroom: And it fucked her up royally. Think about it, her mother's death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world.”
Nancy Anne Ridder - Girl in Bathroom
Leonora Scelfo - Cheerleader in Bathroom

“This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.”
Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman

“- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to shoot him?
- Cousin Avi: That's a little noisy, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?
- Cousin Avi: Well, that's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to kill him, or not?”
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi