“- Hudson Hawk: What's with all these stones in people's backyard?
- Tommy Five-Tone: That is called ruins...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone

“Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.”

Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“- Noodles: What is it?
- Max: It's a throne. It was a gift to a pope. It cost me about 800 bucks.
- Carol: It's from the 17th century.
- Noodles: What are you going to do with it?
- Max: I'm sitting on it.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles
James Woods - Max
Tuesday Weld - Carol

“- Evelyn: Alexander the Great sent troops in search of it.
- Rick: Great for him.
- Evelyn: So did Caesar.
- Rick: Yeah, look what happened to his career.
- Evelyn: And Napoleon.
- Rick: Yeah, but we're smarter than him. And taller, too.
- Evelyn: Exactly. That's why we're the ones who are gonna find it.
- Rick: Because we're taller?”

Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell