I thought it said "Liberate me" - "Save me." But it's not "me." It's "Liberate tutame" - "Save yourself". And it gets worse.

Jason Isaacs - D.J.

“- Trish: Do you have protection?
- Andy: I don't like guns.”

Catherine Keener - Trish
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Jane Spencer: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
- Frank Drebin: I used to have that problem.
- Jane Spencer: What did you do about it?
- Frank Drebin: I just think about baseball.”

Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Karen McCoy: You didn't load the gun?
- J.T. Barker: You told me to buy it, not to load it.”

Kim Basinger - Karen McCoy
Val Kilmer - J.T. Barker

“If more guns make people safer, then America would be one of the safest countries in the world. It isn't. It's the opposite.”
Canadian - Himself