“Only in America is having a higher education considered an insult.”
Laura Haddock - Vivian Wembley

“Discipline. That's what fathers believe in. We must spank the children immediately before they try to kill you again. In fact, we should kill them.”
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Mother Superior: You see Mr. Peabody the child is incorrigible.
- Junior: I'm what? Why don't you speak English lady?”
Helena Humann - Mother Superior
Michael Oliver - Junior

“All these kids, they're all tv babies. Watching people killing and fucking each other on the boob tube for so long it's all they know. Hell, they think it's legal. They think it's the right thing to do.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. it comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor