“When the T-virus spread across the Earth, it did so at the speed of the modern world, carried by jetliners across the globe. The antivirus is airborne, spread by the winds. It could take years for it to reach every corner of the Earth. Until then, my work is not done. My name is Alice.”
Milla Jovovich - Alice
“- Pepi Katona: I would say it's a nervousbreakdown. What do you think? - Doctor: It appears to be an acute epileptoid manifestation and a pan phobic melancholiac with indication of a neurasthenia cordus. - Pepi Katona: Is that more expensive than a nervousbreakdown?”
William Tracy - Pepi Katona
Edwin Maxwell - Doctor
“I'll tell you my approach to medicine! It is a game in which man pits his brains against the forces of destruction and disease.”
Claude Rains - Dr. Alexander Tower
“I remember when I was a kid, there were two medicines: aspirin and Campho-Phenique, that was it. They advertise these prescriptions, and half the time, the side effects are 50 times worse than what the thing cures!”
Jeff Foxworthy - Himself
“Listen. I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup. It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like. You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelf. Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor.”
Tim meadows - Leon Phelps
