“C'est la vie, as the Romans say.”
Jack Black - Nick Vanderpark

“You know what they did in Ancient Rome, when a visitor violated somebody's hospitality? They would cut off his dick and they nailed it to the fucking gate!”

Paulina Porizkova - Casey

“Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!”

Lacey Chabert - Gretchen Wieners

“We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.”
Mel Brooks - Comicus

“Columns, columns! Get your columns here! Ionic, Doric, Corinthian! Put a few columns in front, turn any hovel into a showplace! Columns! Sir, don't touch the merchandise! All right now, columns, columns!”

Barry Levinson - Column Salesman - The Roman Empire