“- Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house!
- Master: Now, puddin' face...
- Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan!
- Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner.
- Master: They call me Master.
- Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!”
Penny Marshall - Master's Wife
Garry Marshall - Master
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“- Crazy Eyes: He was tryin' to cast some spell on me like a wizard or somethin'.
- Longfellow Deeds: You sure about that?
- Crazy Eyes: On second thought maybe he was just wavin'.”
Steve Buscemi - Crazy Eyes
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“No earthly power can help those that are marked by the sign of the pentagram.”
Lon Chaney Jr. - Larry Talbot

“- San: Even if all the trees grow back, it won't be his forest anymore. The Forest Spirit is dead.
- Ashitaka: Never. He is life itself. He isn't dead, San. He is here with us now, telling us, it's time for both of us to live.”
Claire Danes - San
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka