“Hollywood Ending” quotes(2002)
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“Hollywood Ending” Quotes 12 quotes
“Would you recommend this film to a friend? Not unless I was friendly with Hitler...”
“- Ed: Look, I love Val. I love him. But with all due respect... he's a raving, incompetent psychotic.
- Ellie: He's not incompetent.”
“The nicest thing about masturbation is afterward, the cuddling time.”
“- Val: You know, part of me wants it so badly.
- Lori: And the other part?
- Val: Also wants it. That's the problem.”
“- Val: We once had a discussion about music and he threatened to push me down a flight of stairs.
- Psychiatrist: What happened?
- Val: It worked. He pushed me down a flight of stairs.”
“- Val: For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
- Lori: From making love with you?”
“I would kill for this job, but the people I want to kill are the people offering me the job.”
“- Ellie: Our marriage wasn't going anywhere.
- Val: Where do you want it to go? Where do marriages go? After a while they just lay there. That's the thing about marriages.”