“- Lucifer: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.
- Dan Marino: C'mon, man, I'm just asking, let me win one Superbowl.
- Lucifer: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
- Dan Marino: You did it for Namath.
- Lucifer: Yeah, but Joe was...” (continue) (continue reading)
“Little Nicky” quotes(2000)
Plot – Little Nicky is shy and clumsy. He is torn between his mother - who is an angel - and his father - the devil - and wants to take advantage of the son for the family-run business. A bad day, his two bossy older brothers rebel against the father and they threaten the family business. They flee to New York to create their Hell on Earth. At that point, Nicky’s mission is to bring them back and to free Hell from the ice that is blocking the flames that imprison the souls of the damned.
All actors – Adam Sandler, Patricia Arquette, Harvey Keitel, Rhys Ifans, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, Rodney Dangerfield, Allen Covert, Peter Dante, Jonathan Loughran, Robert Smigel, Reese Witherspoon, Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Kevin Nealon, Michael McKean, Quentin Tarantino, Blake Clark, Rob Schneider, John Witherspoon, Clint Howard, Leah Lail, Jackie Sandler, Mannie Jackson, Orlando Antigua, Matthew Jackson, Curley 'Boo' Johnson, Herbert Lang, William Stringfellow, Lou Dunbar, Frank Sivero, Lewis Arquette, George Wallace, Christopher Carroll, Ellen Cleghorne, Reggie McFadden, Philip Bolden, Laura Harring, Isaiah Griffin, Brandon Rosenberg, Kevin Grady, Jodi Outman, Erinn Bartlett, Salvatore Cavaliere, Henry Winkler, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Walton, Regis Philbin, Sylvia Lopez, Sidney Ganis, Todd Holland, Gerard Bugge, Mary Brill, Suzanne Frydman, John Kirk, Tom McNulty, Michael Giarraputo, Fred Wolf, Jana Sandler, Kalie Stewart-Conner, Stephanie Chao, Kimberly Velez, Tracey Ostrand, David Sardi, Tom Winkler, John Farley, Tim Young, Troy Brown, Eli Wolstan, Michael Charles Roman, Peter Anthony Tambakis, John White, Jeff Imada, Craig Castaldo, Mary Diveny, Stuart Rudin, Ng Thanh Nhan, Michael Goldfinger, Peter Linari, Rico Bueno, Lynn Wilson, Lillian Adams, Andrew L. Mensch, Gwen Yeager, Joseph S. Griffo, Cindy Sorenson, Jake McKinnon, Michael Deak, Agustín Alvardo, David Michael John Castner, Dana Moir, Paul Tanksley Jr., J. Graysen Stubbs, Jess Harnell, Paul Michael Bloodgood, Juan Canopii, Christopher Francis, Vincenetta Gunn, Timothy Huang, Lex Lang, LeJon, Dan Marino, Alex Moore, Erich 'Mancow' Muller, Lance Polland, Randall Marshall Troy, Taylor Wayneshow all
“Little Nicky” Quotes 16 quotes
“- Adrian: I'm going to kill you with my bare hands.
- Nicky: I'm ready for ya'. [Adrian punches Nicky] I guess I wasn't ready.”
- Todd: You know, I was in love once, but she said I wasn't financially reliable and she needed that.
- John: Now, by "she", do you mean "he"?
- Todd: No.
- Beefy: Busted!
“Now, that hurt the both of us.”
“- Todd: You know, this cake tastes kind of funny.
- John: Oh yeah, I dumped a fat sack of Reefer into the mix. I thought I'd spice up the batch.
- Beefy: Really?
- Nicky: What's Reefer?
- Beefy: About five Hundred bucks an ounce.”
“- Valerie Veran: Nicky!
- Nicky: Valerie!
- Valerie Veran: What are you doing?
- Nicky: I think I'm floating.
- Valerie Veran: Why would you be floating?
- Nicky: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier.”
“- Chief of Police: This videotape will show what he did after he left the game.
- Nicky: [on the news videotape which is actually 'Scarface'] Say hello to my little friend! My name is Nicky, and I'm gonna kill all you fuckers for no reason!
- Nicky: That's not me; that's the cock-a-roach Tony Montana!
- Chief of Police: It's difficult to watch,...” (continue) (continue reading)
I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!
“Though I cannot see with these blind eyes, I know the good Lord still loves me! He loves all of his children, why he loves you, and he loves you… [smells Nicky's presence] you make the Lord… very nervous!”
“- Nicky: How can I win? Adrian is stronger and smarter than me.
- Holly: Stronger? yes, Smarter? definitely. But, you have something that he doesn't have.
- Nicky: A speech impediment?”