“- Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
- Malcolm: Yeah but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- Nicholas Angel: Did you find anything?
- DS Andy Wainwright: Yeah, I looked at my watch, and I found out that it's way past time to stop working and that I should be at the pub.”
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel
Paddy Considine - DS Andy Wainwright

“- Amanda: Am I late?
- Jerry Falk: Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time.”
Christina Ricci - Amanda
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“- Harry Potter: We got lost.
- Professor McGonagall: Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.”

Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter
Maggie Smith - Professor McGonagall

“- Miss Mabel Chiltern: You are very late!
- Lord Arthur Goring: Have you missed me?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: Awfully!
- Lord Arthur Goring: Then I am sorry I did not stay away longer. I like being missed.”
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring