“- Huey Walker: That is cold, man. What if the train derails, huh? What if we plunge into a river, huh?
- John Buckner: You drown.
- Huey Walker: Know thy enemy.”
Dennis Hopper - Huey Walker
Kiefer Sutherland - John Buckner

“I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“You're a loud kisser, and it's gross and unappealing. You look like some old toothless woman suckin' the jelly out of a donut.”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Mark Baum's Mom: Then what's the problem, rabbi?
- Rabbi: It's the reason Mark is studying so hard. He's looking for inconsistencies in the word of God!
- Mark Baum's Mom: So has he found any?”

Carrie Lazar - Mark Baum's Mom
David Zalkind - Rabbi

- Murry Wilson: Frankly, if you really want to know, I don't care for it. It's too wishy-washy. "If you leave me, why leave me? Life will go on. Why go on living?" It's not like a Beach Boys song. Your brothers are going to hate it.
- Brian: [devastated] It's a love song.
- Murry Wilson: It's a suicide note.

Bill Camp - Murry Wilson
Paul Dano - Young Brian