“- Avner: You people have nothing to bargain with. You'll never get the land back. You'll die old men in refugee camps waiting for Palestine.
- Ali: We have a lot of children. They'll have children. So we can wait forever. And if we need to, we can make the whole planet unsafe for Jews.”
Eric Bana - Avner
Omar Metwally - Ali

- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
- Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
- Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish SportsLegends"?
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Ann Nelson - Hanging Lady

“- Stevo: You're a Nazi!
- Dad: Nazi, I'm Jewish, Steven, how can I be a Nazi?”

Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad

“- Michele Weinberger: I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.
- Romy White: You're the Rhoda, you're the Jewish one.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“I'm gonna get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychik, I'm gonna find you a nice Jewish doctor.”

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi