“It is a thousand candles that will burn for every bravesoldier that marches to the steps of the drums of liberty, so that tyranny will never trample the spirit of freedom in the hearts of men, throughout a world thrown into darkness and despair.”
Louise Fletcher - Marlene DuChard

“- Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
- Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
- Ted, Bill: ...Mr. Genghis Khan!
- Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Rufus: Greetings, my excellent friends.
- Ted: Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?
- Rufus: Well... Perhaps we can ask them.”
George Carlin - Rufus
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“So they don't like the salt tax? Double it!”

Louis Hayward - Philippe of Gascony

“Even in the face of tyranny, there is comedy.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs