“God, you guys are just - what is the matter with you? You're such... you're just such jerks! You're just such... shit jerk! You're just a shit jerk dick... fucker! You're a shit jerk dick fucker assholer. And you can all just go fuck yourselves!”

Sandra Bullock - Ashburn

“Can I use that swear word now?”

Lewis Niles Black - Anger

“Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!”
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane

- Dr. Kersten: Funky, buttloving!
- George: Did he say "funky buttloving?"
Ross Lehman - Dr. Kersten
Patrick LaBrecque - George

“- Patch: That old Dirty Dawson! The yellow livered old skunk! I'd like to tear his gizzard out.
- Perdita: Why, Patch, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother!”
Mickey Maga - Patch
Cate Bauer - Perdita