“God, you guys are just - what is the matter with you? You're such... you're just such jerks! You're just such... shit jerk! You're just a shit jerk dick... fucker! You're a shit jerk dick fucker assholer. And you can all just go fuck yourselves!”

Sandra Bullock - Ashburn

“Can I use that swear word now?”

Lewis Niles Black - Anger

“Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!”
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane

Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a "giant pussy-licking, ass-fucker, cock, shit".
[the other cheerleaders are disturbed]
I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.

JoAnna Garcia Swisher - Sandy Sue

“- Mother Superior: Damn! Lost another one!
- Nun: Son of a bitch.”

Lillian Carlson - Mother Superior
Nicole Robert - Nun