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- Bert: Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear it?
- Uncle Albert: [sobbing] I'd be so grateful.
- Bert: Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. He was so scared, he chewed his pillow to bits. Bits. In the morning, I says, "How you feel, Granddad?" He says, "Oh, not bad. A little down in the mouth."
[Bert laughs, Uncle Albert sobs harder]
- Bert: I always say there's nothing like a good joke.
- Uncle Albert: [sobbing] No, and that was nothing like a good joke.
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