“Damn girl... I didn't know Nike made dresses.”
Gabrielle Union - Shawnee

“Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.”
Hank Azaria - Young Patches O'Houlihan

“Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to changecities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music.”
Stephen McHattie - Narrator

“- Dottie Hinson: How good am I?
- Jimmy Dugan: You stink, you're lousy, you're only the best player in the league.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Josh: I'm much better at video hockey.
- Paul: That's not a sport.
- Josh: It requires hand and eye coordination.
- Paul: It's not a sport if you don't sweat.”
Tom Hanks - Josh
John Heard - Paul