“Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!”

Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“You might not understand but when you're older there are people you're gonna meet who make you feel like connected. Like your heart is made of neon and when you find them you have to be with them.”

Wendy Foxworth - Tina Williams

“- Ronald Miller: What's his name, Biff?
- Cindy Mancini: Don't give me that! His name happens to be... Brett!
- Ronald Miller: Is there a difference?”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“- Ray Elwood: So how come they assigned you here?
- Pfc. Brian Knoll: I put in for it. My fiancée is here on base, so we arranged for a transfer together.
- Ray Elwood: Oh, how sweet. Who's she?
- Pfc. Brian Knoll: Margolis, Carol-Anne. Private First Class.
- Ray Elwood: You call her by her last name? What do you do, salute in bed?”
Gabriel Mann - Pfc. Brian Knoll
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“I have a name and a reputation! Somewhat tattered, perhaps. But still good for dinner invitations and summer seminars.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl