Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said "See me next year". Well, tonight the year is up.

Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley
Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman

“- Hook Waters: How are we going to make the future unpredictable?
- Nick Gant: By not knowing what we're going to do, until right before we do it.
- Cassie Holmes: A plan without planning.”
Cliff Curtis - Hook Waters
Chris Evans - Nick Gant
Dakota Fanning - Cassie Holmes

“- Isaac: I give the whole thing... four weeks. That's it.
- Mary: I, I can't plan that far in advance.
- Isaac: You can't plan four weeks in advance?
- Mary: No!
- Isaac: What kind of foresight is that?”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Diane Keaton - Mary

“- Wayne: What are you going to do with yourself?
- Sebastian: Well, get a haircut, pay taxes, die.”
Herbert Russell - Wayne
Adrian Grenier - Sebastian Cole