“I have plans for my daughters, Mr. Holt; they don't include you. I know you: I know you better than you know me.”

Will Patton - Lloyd Abbott

“- Gertie Trinke: Thank you, Daddy.
- Ollie Trinke: Anything for you. You know why? 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.”
Raquel Castro - Gertie Trinke
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“- Ely Jackson: I can blow up your dad's car. Then you can stay longer.
- Skye Davidson: Thanks.”
Christina Ricci - Ely Jackson
Kate Hudson - Skye Davidson

“- Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!”
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Neil: Hi mom, I'm a little busy right now.
- Roberta: That's funny, because I wasn't too busy to give birth to you 28 years ago.”
Josh Gad - Neil
Carol Kane - Roberta