“First they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the drinks, and now snails on the food, two boobs!”

Steve Martin - Navin

“- Dave: What's my mom screaming about?
- Link: She's bumed cause I snaked her last bagel.”
Sean Astin - Dave
Brendan Fraser - Link

“- Inga: You haven't even touched your food.
[Dr. Frederick Frankenstein explodes and slaps on his food]
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: There. Now I've touched it. Happy?”
Teri Garr - Inga
Gene Wilder - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

“I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Billy Baird: You ok, mate?
- Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace.”
John Polson - Billy Baird
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell