“- Rudy: I like her.
- Tripper: You're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed.”

Chris Makepeace - Rudy
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Ronald Kornblow: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
- Beatrice Rheiner: Do you really?
- Ronald Kornblow: No, but I don't mind lying if it'll get me somewheres.”
Groucho Marx - Kornblow
Lisette Verea - Bea

“Anything can be faked by anyone.”
Harvey Keitel - Harry Houdini

“You're a good grifter. It's hard to tell when you're lying.”
Dustin Hoffman - King

“- Lilli Hargrave: You lied to me.
- Richard Lestrange: When did I lie to you?
- Lilli Hargrave: You promised you'd never hurt me.
- Richard Lestrange: And when did I hurt you?
- Lilli Hargrave: Every time you stare at her, you hurt me.
- Richard Lestrange: I'm sorry. It's just that she's so different.”
Milla Jovovich - Lilli Hargrave
Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange