“- Al: Nice-looking woman.
- Robert Lewis: She isn't my type.
- Al: What are you talking about? Look at yourself. You're nothing. You're nobody. You're wanted in connection with a violent crime. You're cleaning the floor of a diner. She is an intelligent, passionate, beautiful, rich woman.”

Tony Shalhoub - Al
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Robert Lewis

“- Royal Tenenbaum: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
- Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
- Royal Tenenbaum: Well, I really appreciate that.”
Gene Hackman - Royal Tenenbaum
Danny Glover - Henry Sherman

“- Loki: My mother want to know if you fall from the sky with jellyfish, but I tell her you wash upon sand like garbage.
- Nick Gunar: Thank you.”
Charlotte Lewis - Loki
Dolph Lundgren - Nick Gunar

“Fanny Price is as fearful of praise and notice as other women are of neglect.”
Embeth Davidtz - Mary Crawford

“I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things - those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?”

John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring