We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says "you gotta check out one of these shows". And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Seth Rogen - Cal

“Has anybody ever asked yourself why your old man doesn't eat eggs? Because they come from chickens, and if there's one thing I hate more than eggs, it is chickens. Twenty-five years I sold chickens. My whole life, one way or another, has been about chickens, and I hate 'em! They're filthy, they're stupid, they're rats with a good reputation.”
Jim Haynie - Jake McDermott

“One thing in the world I hate: leeches. Filthy little devils.”
Humphrey Bogart - Charlie Allnutt

“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“This is the food prisonriots are made out of.”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko