“- Linus Larrabee: She doesn't want money; she wants love.
- Oliver Larrabee: I thought they discontinued that model.”

Humphrey Bogart - Linus Larrabee
Walter Hampden - Oliver Larrabee

“The branch of a rotten tree must seek a healthier trunk.”
Kari Väänänen - Frank

“Friends don't pressure friends to sleep with them.”
Rene Russo - Nina Romina

“These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.”
Ryan Gaul - Bartender

- Carole "Toddy" Todd: You were going to trade your virtue for a meatball!
- Victoria Grant: Well, I was out of my mind with hunger at the time, and at least it was something for something.
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant