“- Jovie: I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people.
- Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jovie
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Jack: Do you write songs or anything?
- Ally: I don't sing my own songs.
- Jack: Why?
- Ally: I just don't feel comfortable.
- Jack: Why wouldn't you feel comfortable?
- Ally: Because like almost every single person that I've come in contact with in the music industry has told me that my nose is too big and that I won't make it.”
Lady Gaga - Ally
Bradley Cooper - Jack

“- Sally Jackson: I've always dreamed of being a big hit singer.
- Dorian Montier: Oh, can you sing?
- Sally Jackson: No, that's why they call them dreams.”
Drew Barrymore - Sally Jackson
Luke Wilson - Dorian Montier

“Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.”
Oscar James - Miguel

“- Rhonda Truitt: How long can they keep this up?
- Chelsea Farmer: Forever. They have a fight song with the word cock in it.”

Marieh Delfino - Rhonda Truitt
Lena Cardwell - Chelsea Farmer