“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Let's say hello to someone who's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backs: Dave.
- Dave Buznik: Hi. Good news, I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning and he's feeling much better.”

Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“When you make a move out of stress or anger, it always ends in catastrophe.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - John

“- Harry Pfarrer: Twenty years of Marshal Service, I never discharged my gun.
- Osbourne Cox: That sounds like something you ought to be telling your psychologist.”
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer
John Malkovich - Osborne Cox

“When you think of crime, you think of English crime. The psychology's different here.”

Michael Culver - McBryde

“You are a very interesting psychological phenomenon. And I think you're very sweet.”

Sandra Prinsloo - Kate Thompson