“Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?”

Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

- Casey Becker: Who's there?
- Phone Voice: Never say "who's there?". Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

- Brandi: If we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?
- Brodie: Wait, what's "whoopee"?
- Brandi: You know, being intimate.
- Brodie: What? Like fucking?
Claire Forlani - Brandi
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Bartender: How's the game going?
- Rusty Ryan: Longest hour of my life.
- Bartender: [not hearing him] What?
- Rusty Ryan: I'm running away with your wife.
- Bartender: Great!”
Mark Gantt - Bartender
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to shoot him?
- Cousin Avi: That's a little noisy, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?
- Cousin Avi: Well, that's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to kill him, or not?”
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi