“Stupid. Never ask a big man for a small favor.”

Peter van Eyck - Lt. Schwegler

“- Det. Nick Ruskin: The department gives courses of self-defense.
- Dr. Kate McTiernan: I've been thinking about spending more time at the dojo.
- Det. Nick Ruskin: Kick boxing's fine, but that's not what I mean. I'm talking prevention. We teach things like varying your routine. Keeping your lights on at night. Maybe getting a dog.”
Cary Elwes - Det. Nick Ruskin
Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan

“- Sergeant Neff: I'm here to teach you but also I'm here to help you. Any problems, you come to me. Don't be afraid, day or night, any advice. You understand?
- Damien Thorn: Whatever you say, Sergeant.
- Sergeant Neff: We're gonna get to know each other. I see you're an orphan. Well, that's something we have in common.”
Lance Henriksen - Sergeant Neff
Jonathan Scott-Taylor - Damien Thorn

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“Funny how I meet you at all my homicides.”

Sam Levene - Police Lt. Abrams