Don't go out with Italian girls. They're killers. Start saying a "Hail Mary" and see if she moves her lips.
Matt Dillon - Gus

“- The Voice: Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.
- Randy Meeks: Fuck you!
- The Voice: No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.”

Roger Jackson - The Voice
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“Simple is safe!”
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“- James Bond: You appear tense.
- Fatima Blush: You affect me, James.
- James Bond: Well, that's bad. Going down, one should always be relaxed.”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Barbara Carrera - Fatima

“I've been going to a therapist for three years, and she's never explained anything to me that well. That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.”

Kate Winslet - Iris