“- Tulio: Any last words?
- Miguel: I will cut you to ribbons!
- Tulio: Fool! Such mediocrity! Let your sword do the talking!
- Miguel: I will, it will be loquacious to a fault!”
Kevin Kline - Tulio
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel

“- Balthazar Bratt: You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
- Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!”
Trey Parker - Balthazar Bratt
Steve Carrell - Gru

“- Brutus 'Brutal' Howell: Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?
- Toot-Toot: Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!”

David Morse - Brutus 'Brutal' Howell
Harry Dean Stanton - Toot-Toot

- Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
- Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen: Not yet.
- Sultan: "Not yet"? Is that famous?
Peter Jeffrey - Sultan
John Neville - Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen

“You don't have anything. You're dying.”
Kevin Costner - Mariner