“- Priest: I'm just tired... I've been up all night trying to round off the infinate. And Lucifer before the day doth go.
- Chris Lowe: Don't we know you?
- Priest: I don't know. I used to be blind. But then I started eating carrots. I still can't see during the day.”
Joss Ackland - Priest
Chris Lowe - Himself

“- Virgil: Who are we kidding? I'm blind. I can't see. I don't belong here. I'm not meant to see.
- Amy Benic: You're darn right, you're blind. I'm standing right here for you and you don't even look.”
Val Kilmer - Virgil Adamson
Mira Sorvino - Amy Benic

“- Jeff Brown: All right. Hey, pardon me for asking, but how do you get around so good without a cane or a dog?
- Ray Charles: How do you get around so good without a cane or a dog?
- Jeff Brown: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pry.
- Ray Charles: My ears gotta be my eyes, man.”
Clifton Powell - Jeff Brown
Jamie Foxx - Ray Charles

“So nice to see you...”

Eve Arden - The Duchess

“- Alan: My dad knows a guy who knows a guy who works for NASA and he says if stare directly at the moon rock, you'll go blind.
- Gerry: Bullshit.”
Harry Waters Jr. - Alan
Stuart Pankin - Gerry