Stuart Pankin quotes
- Dudley Laywicker: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
- Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
- Dudley Laywicker: Not “late”, mother, “laid”. The past participle of the verb “to lay”. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
“Don't hurt me! I think I may be a bleeder!”
“- Diane: If those kids don't unshrink us, they will be in so much trouble!
- Gordon: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?”