“- Bonnie Nelson: I'm a good singer! You wouldn't know a singer if it sang you to sleep! You have no heart, do you? No feelings! You're ugly inside and out!
- Ribaldi: Ugly? Ah, that is a word I know the meaning of well.”
Ivey Lloyd - Bonnie Nelson
Joseph Paur - Ribaldi

“- Astrid Magnussen: Looks don't interest me.
- Paul Trout: That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen
Patrick Fugit - Paul Trout

“Nice from afar, but far from nice.”
James DeBello - Rod

“Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible!”

Martin Landau - Al

“You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the world's most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. I could be a princess.”
Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow