“- Bonnie Nelson: I'm a good singer! You wouldn't know a singer if it sang you to sleep! You have no heart, do you? No feelings! You're ugly inside and out!
- Ribaldi: Ugly? Ah, that is a word I know the meaning of well.”
Ivey Lloyd - Bonnie Nelson
Joseph Paur - Ribaldi

“- Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
- Fletcher Reede: That's just something ugly people say.”
Justin Cooper - Max Reede
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“In my job, I'm always seeing humans at their best, and their worst. I see their ugliness, and their beauty. And I wonder how the same thing can be both.”

Roger Allam - Death

“That face is almost as ugly as yours, Rugs. He's too ugly to be champ!”

Billy Crystal - Joey Gongolong

“- Powder: Do you think I'm ugly?
- Lindsey: I don't know what I think when I look at you. But sometimes I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jeremy 'Powder' Reed
Missy Crider - Lindsey Kelloway