“- Panhandler: You got any spare change brother?
- Lucky: Hell no. you'll end up drinking it up. But I can give you a stamp so you can mail your ass a job application.”
Michael Colyar - Panhandler
2Pac - Lucky

“I'm about to donate some money to remove my foot from your ass foundation!”
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper

“This is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity.”
Ben Affleck - Ivan Block

“- Tiny Tim: Merry Christmas, Mister Scrooge.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Don't beg on this corner, boy.
- Tiny Tim: I'm not begging, Sir. I'm Tim Cratchit. I'm waiting for my father.”

Anthony Walters - Tiny Tim
George C. Scott - Ebenezer Scrooge

- Albert: You know what he said, "With malice toward none and charity to all".
- Louise: And the last thing he said was "Look honey, I've got these two great seats for the theater tonight".
- Albert: Jesus, why did I have to bring up Lincoln?

Richard Benjamin - Albert
Jessica Lange - Louise