“- Isabel Kelly: Why don't we name the puppy?
- Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel.
- Isabel: I beg your pardon?
- Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison

“- Jensen: Legless Pooch and I are on it!
- Pooch: Call me 'Legless Pooch' again, and you're gonna be 'Headless Jensen'.
- Jensen: I think it's a cool name, makes ya sound like a pirate.
- Pooch: Ya mama's a pirate.”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Jane Wine: What did you say your name was?
- Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
- Jane Wine: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
- Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
- Jane Wine: I could tell...”

Charlene Tilton - Jane Wine
Bubba Smith - Olaf

“- Dr. Emma Russell: What is your name?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a name.
- Dr. Emma Russell: Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a home.”
Elisabeth Shue - Dr. Emma Russell
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar