- Bud Fox: Did mom give you fish for dinner?
- Carl Fox: Spaghetti! Your mother still makes lousy spaghetti.
- Bud Fox: It's called "pasta" now, dad. "Spaghetti" is out of date.
- Carl Fox: So am I.
Charlie Sheen - Bud Fox
Martin Sheen - Carl Fox

“You sure drink a good dinner.”

Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow

“- Lilly: There was a time you'd have dragged me by my hair out of here for drinking.
- Georgia: I'm too old. So's your hair.”
Felicity Huffman - Lilly
Jane Seymour Fonda - Georgia

“- Jack Thornton: Did I ever tell you about my grandpa? Died when he was a hundred and six.
- Bartender: What interrupted his youth?
- Jack Thornton: He quit drinking.”
Clark Gable - Jack Thornton
Russ Powell - Bartender

“Got a drink? I'm drier than a ninety-year-old tit.”

Brian Cox - Sean Wallace