• - Jeff Dunham: Walter, what exactly is marriage to you?
    - Walter: It's like drinking a slurpy.
    - Jeff Dunham: A slurpy.
    - Walter: First couple of sips, it's like "boy this is really good! I'm glad I did this!". Then you keep drinking, it goes right to your head, and you go "ow, ow, ooooow! What the hell was I thinking? Someone kill me please!".

    Jeff Dunham - Himself
    Jeff Dunham - Walter
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