“- Isabel Kelly: Why don't we name the puppy?
- Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel.
- Isabel: I beg your pardon?
- Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison

“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
Tim Meadows - Mr. Duvall

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“I am so... frickin'... pissed!”
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson