“- Girl on beach: Where does poetry come from?
- Charles Serking: You show me your titties and I'll compose a poem. Just for you.”
Katya Berger - Girl on beach
Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking

“- Anthony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation: which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
- Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”
Anthony Robbins - Himself
Jack Black - Hal

“- Wayne: 'Know what? She's kinda like Mother Teresa.
- J.D.: Yeah, but with way better tits.”
Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Mae Mordabito: What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?”
Madonna - Mae Mordabito
Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base

“- Karen Smith: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
- Cady Heron: What do you mean?
- Karen Smith: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
- Cady Heron: Really? That's amazing.
- Karen Smith: Well... they can tell when it's raining.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron