“The whole world is a homicidevictim, Father. Would a God who is good invent something like that? Plainly speaking, it's a lousyidea. It's not popular. It's not a winner.”
George C. Scott - Kinderman

“- Coleye: This is similar to the Martian incident of 1963.
- Armitan: Careful, stupid. Not only is that incident classified, it never happened!”
Wallace Shawn - Coleye
Ray Walston - Armitan

“Your spaceship is double-parked in my living room.”
Jeff Daniels - Tim O'Hara

“- Uncle Martin: Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%.
- Tim O'Hara: No, we're smarter than that.
- Uncle Martin: Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Martin
Jeff Daniels - Tim O'Hara

“- Mike Nelson: I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.
- Tom Servo: No, I bet you they're English, or Canadian.”

Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo